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Men are like..... bike helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise, they just look silly.

Men are like..... blenders
You need one, but you're not sure why.

Men are like..... cement
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like..... coffee
The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night.

Men are like..... commercials
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like..... computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like.....copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like..... coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like..... high heels
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like..... horoscopes
They tell you what to do and are always wrong.

Men are like..... lava lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like..... laxatives
They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like..... mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like..... mini skirts
If you're not careful, they creep up your leg.

Men are like..... plungers
They spend most of their life in a bathroom or a hardware store.

Men are like..... popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like..... place mats
They only show up when there is food on the table.

Men are like..... snowstorms
You never known when he's coming, how many inches you will get or how long he will last.

Men are like..... used cars
Easy to get, cheap and unreliable.

Men are like..... vacations
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like..... the weather
Nothing can be done to change either.

Men are like..... parking spots.
The good ones are already taken, and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.